tumblr is so funny it’s just scrapbooking for your hyperfixations. like yeah here’s a gifset that’s here for no reason other than the fact that I think it’s Pretty. here’s hugh dancy for the same reason. here’s me rambling about the thing that’s been itching my brain for months. here’s me giggling in the corner. here’s unadulterated mental illness
pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs
imagine being a middle-earth therapist. got clients coming in for sea-longing. foresight-induced pre-traumatic stress disorder. the black breath. osanwë marriage counseling. “hey how’re you doing today” “a shadow of doubt is in my heart”
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”
I cannot imagine how freakin tired these two must be
the curse of the artist is that initially I just made this as a meme using the handshake template but then my brain was like “you could draw it and it would make it funnier” so. here we are.
